my anaconda doesn’t
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this.
as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway
I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life
hey a girl from my school has been missing since sept 12 so if you could please spread the word
im running for student council
being a cishet looks boring why do people do that
Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look
yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet
yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot
IM IN LOVE
don’t let the filter fool you, my skin’s actually the color of snow.
did you just reblog your own photo?
girl reblogs own photo in hopes of getting notes, more breaking news at 11.
and now, the weather
this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.