earthnation:

my anaconda doesn’t

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

antiteen:

hey a girl from my school has been missing since sept 12 so if you could please spread the word

accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

ossricchau:

endverse-casstiel:

ossricchau:

shereluck:

ossricchau:

don’t let the filter fool you, my skin’s actually the color of snow.

did you just reblog your own photo?

girl reblogs own photo in hopes of getting notes, more breaking news at 11.

and now, the weather

lackyannie:

this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.

08.11 // 08.20

frenchmystake:

SPN MEME - Six objects
The Samulet

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me